Playmobil's Idea of “Summer Fun” is Horrifying

"Summer Fun" must be German for "Shitty Day Job."

Want to have tons of “Summer Fun” this season? The Playmobil Housekeeping Set will let you enjoy all the thrills and excitement of summer, such as cleaning semen out of some stranger’s bed sheets or unclogging a vomit-filled toilet.

I’m totally planning on buying this, along with the upcoming “Hot Tar Roofer" set. Then I’m picking up the “Chinese Sweatshop" playset.