These Unlicensed Nintendo Halloween Costumes are Generically Amazing

The classic team of Martino and Luchese.

Maybe it’s just me, but there’s something mesmerizing about unlicensed or knock-off products. Although, I'm someone who eats Captain Crisp Cereal in the morning and puts Chap-Aid lips... That’s probably why these unlicensed Nintendo costumes were calling my name.

For anybody with a massive head injury and can’t figure out who they’re all supposed to be, you’re looking at Super Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, and Street Fighter II. I know, I know, Mario and Luigi are almost impossible to recognize without the M or L on their hats. But that’s who they are.

It was a bit disappointing that these were the only ones there. As great as these are, I was really hoping to dress up as Dr. Slyly from the classic Nintendo game Major Man II.