All I Want for Christmas is this Life Size Alien Egg from NECA

In space, no one can hear them criticize your flannel shirt.

It’s the simple things in life that make me happy. And by “simple things,” I of course mean “This Life Size Xenomorph Egg and Facehugger Set by NECA.” I was unaware of its existence as of a week ago, but now I can’t live without it.

Standing nearly 3 feet tall, it has flaps that open and comes complete with a facehugger. Not only that, the facehugger has a bendable tail, so I can wrap it around my neck, just like a 35-year-old man is supposed to do. Hopefully Santa is good to me this year. If not, I’ll just have to take off and nuke the entire North Pole from orbit. (It’s the only way to be sure.)

See the official NECA post here.