Obituary for My Arby’s Pacman Glass

Picture courtesy of the coroner's office.

On March 2, 2014, we said goodbye to our cherished Arby's Pacman glass. The beloved collectible, drinking vessel, and occasional pencil holder will be missed dearly, and the kitchen will no longer be the same. In its lifetime, it enjoyed many interests like dripping Kool-Aid onto my shirt and being washed by hand every three weeks. It is survived by a Donkey Kong bank and Frogger 2600 cartridge. A memorial service is planned for sometime this week on the kitchen counter. In lieu of flowers, please send another Arby’s Pacman glass.