The Crappy Disguise of He-Man's Alter Ego

There's no way that's the same guy. One's wearing a vest.

When it comes to keeping your alter ego safe, it’s quite possible that He-Man’s plan is even worse than Superman’s foolproof idea of “putting on glasses.” For He-Man, a purple vest is all that’s needed to hide the identity of the most powerful man in the universe.

I don’t want to say that He-Man is all brawn and no brains, but it seems to me if you want your alter ego to be a secret, you might want to try adopting something more than just the dress code for a Wal-Mart greeter. (NOTE: I realize that Wal-Mart greeters wear blue vests instead of purple vests, and I realize that they usually wear pants instead of fur underwear with tights.)

HE-MAN’S GUIDE TO DISGUISES: 
Step 1: Put on a vest. 
Step 2: Leave your face exactly the same.
Step 3: Carry a different sword.
Step 4: Wear some tights.
Step 5: Fool the world.